Apply through your teeth

To euphamise one's skills and/or work ethic on a work application with the intent of having your application receive a more favorable consideration. It is an unwritten rule of applying for jobs, i.e., it is expected that you apply through your teeth. Remember, it's not lying - it's applying.

Question: How often have you skipped school: never, on occasion, only as much as everyone else does, or always?

Applicant: Hmm, let's see. Well, I do skip on occasion, so...

Friend: Dude, apply through your teeth. Tell them you never skip. That's what they're expecting you to say.

Applicant: Alright, next question.

Question: I disagree with others frequently. Strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, or strongly disagree?

Applicant: Wtf! It's a trick question >_<

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 10, 2006

pube teeth

getting a chicks pubes stuck in your teeth and mouth, and not realizing it till much later.

Yeah Baby, when I was leaving your house, I was talking to your mom, and I totally noticed I had pube teeth, how embarassing!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

tweethead

1. A word that can be to describe certain people on twitter. People who tweet stupid, uninteresting mundain things. Similar to the meaning of:

-being a twit
-being a d*ckhead

or

2. A person who is addicted to Twitter, and twittering. Diehard twitters.

She can't even stop twittering to use the restroom or eat...tweets in her sleep. She is aciting like such a tweethead.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife June 17, 2009

skin teeth

word of jamaican origin meening to smile and show ones teeth

oswald made fifty brick and now he's skinin teet

skin teeth - smile

skin teeth - grin

by yadaddytdon January 6, 2009

Teeth

The only part of our bones that we clean.

i brush my teeth

by fqgfhe October 17, 2018

Tweetspanking

Spanking a User on Twitter via Mobile Phone.

1. The Recipient (User that wants to be spanked) DM's (Direct messages) a Twitter User he/she is following on her cell phone, and asks that user to tweetspank her.

2. If the Spanker agrees, then they must DM the Recipient back, saying that they will, and when. The Spanker can refuse to tweetspank if they choose.

3. If the spanker agrees, the Recipient will then set his/her Phone on vibrate, and place it under one butt cheek and wait.

4. The Spanker must send a tweet in the following format -

@tweetuser has spanked @tweetuser for being a naughty girl (or Boy) >:)

5. The Recipient's phone has received the tweet, causing the phone to vibrate. The Recipient has received a Tweetspanking

Mary: D Mark can you give me a tweetspanking ?

Mark: D Mary you got it, bad girl. two minutes. Get ready.

Mary: sets the phone on Vibrate, and places it under her left cheek.

Mark: D Mark has spanked @Mary for being a naughty girl >:)

Mary: OOOOOH !

by PlayBoyMan July 24, 2009

tweetesis

tweetesis

tweet⋅e⋅sis tweet-uh-sis
–noun, plural -ses  /-ˌsiz/
Pronunciation -seez

1. something that a person cannot conquer, achieve, etc. on Twitter: The fact that no one follows me proved to be my tweetesis when trying to get my message out.

2. an opponent or rival whom a person cannot best or overcome on Twitter. Especially someone who disagrees pointedly with a tweet.

3. an agent or act of retribution or punishment on Twitter.

HISTORY

Originally coined February 1, 2009 by @ADMAVEN and @thedirtyblonde on Twitter to describe their interaction when arguing over humor in a Superbowl advertisement.

My tweetesis has been disagreeing with every tweet I make.

by ADMAVEN February 1, 2009