Teaner

1.75 grams of a drug, or half of an 8 ball. Not just cocaine, a teaner can also refer to meth.

I just picked up a teaner from Jeff but I wish I could have bought a whole ball.

by babycakes253 February 21, 2011

teaser

a shortened word used for a malteaser

whatcha fancy eating today?
ohh im just gonna crack out a packet of teasers

by mimi0606 February 22, 2009

Minge Teaser

Used to descrige a man who teases the female organ and then refuses to finish the job by means of penile insertion.

"Stop fingering me and shag me you minge teasing bastard."

"Stop being a minge teaser and pork me."

by Julius Gray January 17, 2005

teasing the Canuck

a synonym for edging - the practice of prolonging orgasm during masturbation. Used only in reference to masturbation involving the male member (e.g. the Canuck)

I had been jerking off for hours, but decided to keep teasing the Canuck until I shot a massive load.

by weyus August 7, 2011

teased

when your getting ready for a night out and your fully dressed up,hair and make up and everything - looking your best.

"Look those girls are fully teased up tonight!

by BAbsy September 1, 2008

Teaera

1.) The hottest unique name in the world.

2.) She knows how to have fun. There's always a party when she's around.

3.)Can spot a fake bitch from a mile away.

4.)Is a great friend and person.

5.) Just don't get on her bad side.

6.) Gorgeous

Oh shit, that was fuckin Teaera! Yay!

by cjt3000 September 26, 2010

don't tase me, bro

Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.

Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"

Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.

Cop: That's it.

Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH

by J. Eklow October 3, 2007