Suicide Silence

I've deduced that if you think Suicide Silence is "br004l" or "the definition of death metal" you've just barley gotten into extreme metal, because this band is a piece of fucking trash for those of us who've been listening to extreme metal for years. the artwork is lifeless- and in black and white inside the jewel case. the production is dismal and blotchy all over. the music quality is tedious and repetitive and the lyrics are as cliché as your daddy's sagging left nut. i dont have anything against 'deathcore' though the term itself doesnt exist- it was made up by a bunch of bored 13 year olds huffing on computer cleaner- because there are some talents out there. but this is soggy, overblown heavy metal that is so boring and directionless that it isnt even worth trying to classify.

man #1: dude, Suicide Silence's No Time To Bleed debuted at number 36 on the billboard 200 charts?!

man #2: Yeah, if they go Gold or Platinum, I might just quit the industry altogether

Suicide Silence by boogaboogaboogabooga February 6, 2010

Suicide Shot 

A Suicide is a mixed drink that consists of one part NyQuil, one part Red Bull, and one part vodka. Mix well.

Suicides are only to be consumed by hard core alcoholics, those with a a death wish, or University of Dayton Students.

Warning! Consuming Suicides can and will lead to being FUCKED UP

"Dude, he drank three Suicide Shots in a row and then woke up bare ass naked in Mexico, with a new tattoo, married to a coke whore named Joe"

Suicide Shot by Alpha Nude Omega November 26, 2009

suicide bomber 

A person who farts in a large crowd of people and shows no regard for those around them or even themself. Their main purpose is to release their gases, even if it means standing right in the center of their own stink. The opposite of a crop-duster.

"Damn man...Joe was like a SUICIDE BOMBER the other night man. He would just drop ass and stand there. It was like he was proud of it."

suicide bomber by Crabcakes May 1, 2007

suicide bag

A body bag configured for conscientious suicidals to make postmortem cleanup that much easier for the authorities and less traumatic for any children, pets, or roommates of the deceased. Might include a window to slip an ID into (to save the loved ones from identifying the remains) or a frontal slot for a firearm and a rear plate to keep the bullet and any fluids from exiting the bag.

Charlie wanted to end his own life, but didn't feel like ruining his family's life with the images of his bloody remains, so he did the right thing and did it in a Suicide Bag (tm).

suicide bag by Sims-Peckat August 7, 2010

suicide stick 

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!

Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.

suicide stick by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

Suicide Bomber 

Before climaxing within a woman's vagina, the man pulls out and, standing over her, begins masturbating furiously. The man then shouts "Allah u Akbar!" and then proceeds to climax on their own face. The Suicide Bomber.

Before climaxing, Jesse shocked the nation when he turned out to be a suicide bomber and climaxed all over his own face. There were two survivors. Nobody was injured, Jesse was just covered in semen.

Suicide Bomber by n8t the gr8 November 19, 2010

suicide install 

A program that is so epically annoying that you uninstall it no matter what the consequences. An example is AVG Antivirus.

"I need an antivirus. Oh. How about AVG? I hope this isn't a suicide install"

*10 minutes later*

"OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!? ARGH IMA UNINSTALL IT!!!"

suicide install by thatoneguywhosubmittedaword April 5, 2010