Stearnsmeister

A ridiculously good looking pure uncontaminated male specimen from the Greek warrior and intellectual breed. Tends to screw things up beyond repair but somehow manages to fix things by flashing his beautiful smile and displaying his never ending love for Albanian "goodies". Can mostly be found at his "dads office" or the "gym" but somehow, miraculously, still manages to find time for love making. Has a small amount of baggage...aka wierd ex girlfriends, but we are certain that will be overcome once they realize that he's our baby daddy.
A guy which picks girls whom he knows will never talk to each other.
One whos backseat is his love machine, and enjoys spending quality time at Wal Mart.
One who shows no respect, breaks your heart, and considers you worthless if your initials aren't AK + or - an X.

"wow, that guy totally just stearnsmeisted me :("

"did you just see that guys package?!?"
"yup..hes a stearnsmeister"

"lets go to walmart"
"wow youre such a stearnsmeister"

"one is not a stearnsmeister unless one brings unthought of sexual satisfaction"

"wheres your man?"
"oh hes stearnsmeisting at the gym"
"i dont think so hunny, check (insert name of incrediblely good looking Albanian girl with nice jugs here)'s house"

"i love stearnsmeister"
"NO I DO"
"who the heck are you??"
"ugh, stearnsmeister's girlfriend"
"NO, i am stearnsmeister's girlfriend. ok? you dont even know him"
"i bet you he was just at walmart with me 10 minutes ago. you weirdo who wishes you're still going out with him"

"one is a stearnsmeister if one is everybody's baby daddy"

by Callshimbeast May 28, 2007

sheara singer

the worst possible person one can encounter, lowest uncommon denominator, retarded bitch that doesn't deserve to live.

at least you are not Sheara Singer; that would be the ultimate lose lose situation.

by t-box April 30, 2003

dont search this

who in the right mind (or who is bored) would search "don't search this" in the search bar?

wow, dan is such a virgin he searched up... dont search this

by nobody-12 November 25, 2018

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 4, 2004

Prawn Smear

A prawn is a guy or girl with a hot body but really ugly face.

A prawn smear is when you are so disgusted by their face that you take a shit and smear it all over their face during the act of love making, allowing you to do your business without having to look at them.

Last night, I met a prawn with the body of a greek god, and a face that no words can describe. While having sex, i was so appalled by his face that i had no choice but to prawn smear him.

by Mike the Cougar November 16, 2011

SeaR

A pig faced monkey who has no luck with women.

by TidusUK June 5, 2003

Anal cavity search

What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.

Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.

Airport cop: Name?

b: {very arabic name}

Airport cop: Come with me, please.

b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?

Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..

*glove snaps*

by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014