fo sho status

The favorable status of a situation/relationship/noun. Derived from "fo sho" which is slang for "for sure" or "affirmative"

Max: Hey man you wanna roll down to the student union and get some grub?
John: Fo sho status.

by Choppy February 17, 2003

old school status

- when something, whether a picture, song, or letter etc. reminds you of the past
- long time ago, like grade school

That picture on her profile is old school status!

by me ♥ February 10, 2007

status quo

the current condition before the war.

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.

by mac January 2, 2004

b brown status

RAGGY.
wearing canadian eagle and ankle braces, being a fatass, and having the queerest hair ever.
COCK BLOCK

''ripped shorts, b.o., bad breath, fuckd up hair...youve got b brown status man.''

''pssst, your status is showing.''

by jack-me hoff April 30, 2008

b brown status

Looking like a raggy, wearing fake American Eagle (Canadian Eagle), wearing ankle braces because you broke your OWN ankles playing b ball, QUEER ASS HAIR, COCK BLOCK. Having bad breath, ripped and/or not up-to-date clothing style.

Joe: Look at the guy over there with the ripped shorts and fucked up hair.

Tim: His got the b brown status.

by Jonny Simpson April 30, 2008

Status Thief

Someone who uses your witty and well thought out facebook status and accepts compliments and kudos for it.

BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, freaking status thief."

by J-Saturn January 17, 2010

Status Hijack

When somebody comments on a Facebook status and gets more likes on their comment than the status.

Girl's Status: "There's a hot babe in my shower ;)" (29 likes)
Some Dude: "Hang on, I'll be out in a sec" (45 likes)
Another Guy: "epic status hijack!"

by FruitaSalad December 26, 2011