lady locker stalker

When one gentleman derives great deviant sexual gratification by watching woman try on shoes at Lady FootLocker. This gratification can happen in real time, or be used at a later date for further gratification.

When I was a kid I used to be a lady locker stalker. I enjoyed the sights and sounds of women trying on fresh shoes.

by Skylar Comancho January 7, 2023

stander

a man who stands to take a dump.

Harry stop standing and sit on the seat.

by beefski bob February 19, 2003

Stalker Talkers

Two people the are stalking each other. Their usually found in Chat Rooms, talking very sexually suggestively to each other. Often talking in obsure sexual innuendoes understood only by them.
See: stalker stalking

We're such Stalker Talkers,
Him:maybe we should find a place to root downand see how deenalicious you really are my destiny.
Her:Ohh yes my spotsaneed, your on top again.......ohhh lmao

by Spotsaneed June 14, 2004

stalker

One who has a collection of pictures of the infactuated person and carries it around everywhere.

She is a scary stalker. She stole his own picture from him.

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by Teena Pee July 18, 2008

stalefish

The act of masturbation while putting your arm under your leg. normally in a leg up or "captian morgan" position. It increases pleasure to the maximum extreme.

"Dude, your mom loves it when i stalefish on her face"

"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"

by stalefisher 212 January 13, 2009

stalker-feed

A feature of Facebook otherwise (and officially) known as the mini-feed. Introduced in the Fall of 2006, the stalker-feed posts the ten most recent actions of a user on display in their profile.

"Did you know that Colleen and Andy are meeting up next week?"
"Well I didn't until I saw Colleen's wall post on her stalker-feed."
"Yeah me too!"
"Then I hopped over to Andy and Colleen's Wall-to-Wall and stalked a little more!"
"Sweet!"

by Bryce Bus December 3, 2007

Scalded

1. when someone has burned (smoked) so much that they are so high they can't function; passed baked.

We smoked 4 blunts and got straight scalded.

by ab-easy December 3, 2010