connecticut sober

Only doing drugs that are prescribed to you by a man that your husband golfs with. PS- his family donated in exchange for his medical degree.

Are you doing Dry January? Oh, I'm Connecticut Sober. My husband is bringing home my script after his round.

by meowmeow1125 January 14, 2026

Pulling a Soler

in the midst of conversation: mentioning somebody significant to somebody who the person should not be mentioned to.

Girl: Are you friends with Rob? My best friend Rosy is dating him.

Guy: Oh Rob? I heard he was cheating on his girlfriend with a chick named Rosy.

Girl: Rob has a Girlfriend ... ?

*pulling a soler*

by ThatGhettoKid October 25, 2010

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Ugandan Cold Soldering

The act of connecting electric wires and equipment using glue strips.

Joe: “Pete, we’re out of soldering wire, how we’re gonna fix the loudspeakers?”
Pete: “Ugandan cold soldering it is, then”.

by Casketgrinder September 4, 2021

New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.

Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"

by veasman November 12, 2022

Sarah Lynn Sober

Going sober for 9 months and celebrating with a bender on a low tolerance.

“Yeah I’m going sarah lynn sober.”

by Georgia Johnson September 19, 2022