Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

by op rolling December 2, 2009

Sheet

Another word for Shit but spelt Different

Bill: Oh Sheet i dropped my burger
Ben: HAhahahaa

by Checken April 15, 2008

fuck sheets

n. The sheets you use to scrump when you're on your period.

You don't want to stain your good sheets red do you?

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

meat sheath

for covering your man meat

billy "hello there tommy how long have you had that attractive meat sheath?"
tommy "oh we have been dating for 3 weeks"

also known as a woman

by syst3mzero November 15, 2005

Sheets

A term referring to an uncircumcsied fore skin of a human male.

"yo dem honeys love to pull my sheets back before they undergo the slobbing of da knob"

by Dirty Clean Vice Addict June 23, 2008

Sheets

Something that you don't currently have, which would be very helpful in the current situation.

Awww, hell nah dawg. We don't have sheets for this!

by dragonseth07 January 11, 2011

Pink Sheet

When you grab your scrotom, and stretch it over someone's forehead.

Boy:Bitch! I'mma give you a pink sheet!
Girl:Okay, just don't get anything in my hair.

by Wolven24 May 14, 2011