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Shampooin'

To smoke an enormous amount of weed from a dutch, otherwise known as a blunt AKA being high all day. OR Having alot of fun while smoking pot.
Guy 1- Whats good for today? Guy 2- I be shampooin' all day!
by Kim Newt January 14, 2010
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Sampad

A synonym for the male phallus, especially used in circumstances when said phallus is limp.

Other synonyms include but not limited to: penis, dick, shona, leura, nunu, etc
Borkot couldn't satisfy his girlfriend with his sampad.

Rahim took 4 happy pills for his sampad but it just wouldn't reach erection.

Somewhere deep amongst Paul's hairy bush, hid a shy sampad.
by Chutkipulkai June 22, 2016
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Shampoo Boy

Goddamn that kid had sex with a shampoo bottle! we shall call him shampoo boy.
by 1030 September 22, 2003
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shampooh

When you fuck a bitch as big as shamoo in the ass. May be a challenge for some men depending on the size of the whale-o-woman
Tom: Did you shampooh that bitch last night
Dick: I tried but her ass cheeks were so fat I couldn't get my dick in all the way
by NewTownVilly August 16, 2009
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shampoozle

The last little bit of bubbles left in the shampoo bottle that really should have been thrown away. You squeeze the bottle like crazy trying to get enough out to wash your hair one last time.
I was so mad this morning, I went to wash my hair and all that was left in the bottle was shampoozle.

Aeriel: Steve, why didn't you throw away this shampoo bottle? It's empty.
Steve: It is not empty, there's still shampoozle left!
by Aleah :) April 30, 2008
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shamps

Slang for samples. Such as those analysed in a laboratory. Biological / chemical / geologic / building materials. Anything that someone must sructinise through the use of sophisticated equipment such as stereo and polarised light microscopes.

After working too long in such an industry this word can be used for just about anything...
"Dang those shamps are the bomb dawg! The dispersion staining colors they are exhibiting show that this sample is positive for chrysotile, homes!"

Or (should they have worked too long in such an industry):-

"Shamps those shamps are shamps, Shamps!"
by Kobie September 20, 2008
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Shampoo

A disguise for your alcohol.
Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!
by drewsopher November 18, 2011
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