scream and cream

A pornographic website that shows horrible images and has stupid stories about women getting raped

hey man..have you ever seen

www.screamandcream.com ?

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

scream

Australian colloquil:

Someone or something that is very funny.


Source: The Macquarie Dictionary. 2nd ed.
(The National Dictionary of Australia)

After a person has said something or acted in a way that is hilariously funny, one could say:

"John, you're a scream."

by N.D. Hare July 26, 2005

screamer

a bitch who makes a lot of noise when fucking.

according to sean connnery, your mother.

Sean Connery: I had relations with your mother this morning, hope we didn't wake you. Your mother's a screamer!

Alex Trebek: My mother is in a nursing home in Alberta...

Sean Connery: Oh, she was nursing it, all right!

by things trebek sucks February 23, 2010

Screen Hopping

The act of going from one screen to another in a movie theater, evading the ushers, as to either see more than one movie for one ticket or to get into a totally seperate movie than the one you have a ticket for. Most often done by adolescents, or angry vengeful adults (i.e. when the film they want to see sells out).

After the movie ended, we went screen hopping to the screen next door and saw another movie.

by toee January 19, 2007

Screen Ripple

When you touch the screen on your computer and it makes a tiny ripple on it. There is no actual point to this its just fun to see what cool stuff you can touch on your computer.

2 people talking on Instant Messenger
Person 1: Hey man I'm so freakin bored I dont know what to do.
Person 2: Hey man I was bored about an hour ago but now I figured out how to Screen Ripple you should try it.
Person 1: Hey thanks man I'm no longer bored you rock!!!

by Jokesterpants June 7, 2009

Screen

(Verb) screen:/Screened/Screening

To see a notification on your phone but not act on it.

Tina: He's texting me again.
Rina: Tell him to stop.
Tina: I don't want to be mean.
Tina: I know I'll just screen the text.

by Mediumhygh October 13, 2014

Screeching monkey

When a man fists a women sticks his dick in her ass and twists her nipples while bashing her into the wall

You do the screeching monkey in the bedroom

by True illness May 24, 2016