Crispy socks

The art of masturbating into one's sock results in this. A sock is used as it can be easily washed once the 'wearer' is finished pleasuring himself.

My feet are covered in scratches because of my crispy socks

Crispy socks by idifferfromyou2005 October 15, 2005

Suck My Weiner 

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.

Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."

Suck My Weiner by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit 

When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.

Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit by Havocmaker95 October 10, 2017

dare to suck 

That doesn't mean try to suck. It means to try and possibly fail -- to take risks. To dare -- and maybe fall flat on your face, with a community of friends to say "Hey, that sucked! But nice try!" From the Theater of Ted, www.daretosuck.com. All credit for this goes to the respective persons who created this, not me.

"You dared to suck!"

dare to suck by Brad M January 15, 2005

sucksassfull 

A sort of portmanteau of the phrase "sucks ass" and the word "successful," and meaning quite the opposite of being successful— having achieved a state of being really awful, horrendously bad, a dismal failure.

Also synonymous with sucks ass.

1) I have fallen short of Mother's hopes for me; in every endeavor, I have been a sucksassfull son of a bitch.

2) That wine is essentially vinegar, it sucksassfull!

sucksassfull by mininutz April 2, 2009

sucka-nigga-syndrome 

an ailment where an individual can't be happy for your progress/success, yet always points out your downfalls and short comings.

You earned your bachelor's degree and are currently finishing a master's program, yet the music group you are apart of says you don't spend enough time in the studio. They suffer from sucka-nigga-syndrome!

sucka-nigga-syndrome by J-Rock3299 February 22, 2013

suck my dick pdsb 

When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.

BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb

suck my dick pdsb by mr adamanchuk October 27, 2016