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fucking retard

a person who is so braindead, they have to be referred to as "fucking retard." they must have an iq of lower than 10.
an example of a person who is a fucking retard is legokidzack.
normal person: hello there, how are you doing?
fucking retard: yAYAYAYAYAYAYAY BENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 PEE!!!! I LOVE PEE!!!!!!!!!!! I PEED ON MY CAT THIS MORNING!!!!!! IT WAS ALL WHITE AND STICKY!!!! IT TASTED GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
normal person:uhhhh goodbye
by legokidzackisanoob April 8, 2020
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Gay retard

A male person (usually of dark skin) that is exceptionally smart in every field (especially medicine) and skilled in anything but physical exercise.
by David62 December 2, 2022
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running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.
EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.
by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011
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Double Agent Retard

When you are a genuine retard but have the social skills to maneuver your way into an unfavorable social scenario and pass as a non-retard.
Double agent retard, double agent retard; double agent retard (double agent retard) / double agent retard.

If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.
by Chris is fag July 23, 2019
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Fat fucking Retard

FFR or Fat-fucking-retard is a person who votes for names on urban dictionary

FFRs usually have a ego that huge of Uranus
Her: omg ill put myself into urban dictionary
Him: thats why noone wants to fuck you you fat fucking retard
by I had sex :) December 16, 2020
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retard chariot

He parked his retard chariot at the top of the hill, right in my path!
by Peoples Lizard March 31, 2008
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Half Retard

Someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so goddamn stupid.
There are alot of Half Retards on this site. So how about instead of bitching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.
by Madd Jester December 16, 2004
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