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dick rate

the cost of doing business.

My advice: get freaky, save real dick for real women
My dick rate is 200 an hour, honey
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federal funds rate

(FINANCE) the rate at which Federal Reserve System member banks lend reserves to each other. It is the one interest rate actually set by the Federal Reserve Board. The other rates, such for treasury securities, are set by auction.

Bank reserves are a fixed percentage of deposits held in reserve against sudden demand by the depositor. In some cases bank reserves take the form of deposits with a Federal Reserve Bank, like the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.* Such deposits do not earn interest for the member bank, unless they are re-lent out at the federal funds rate.

"Federal funds" refers to emergency lending (overnight) among member banks so that the borrower can meet its reserve requirements. Reserves may include deposits with a Federal Reserve Bank which can be loaned by the member bank to another member bank (thereby earning interest).
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* Member banks in the FRS are regular national/state chartered banks, or investment banks. The FRS itself includes 12 Federal Reserve Banks, which actually do the financial work of the FRS.
The European version of the federal funds rates is the London interbank offered rate (LIBOR).
by Abu Yahya September 4, 2010
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Raped

a Calc 1 gateway exam, a Calc 2 exam, a Bio exam, a Discrete Math exam, and a group presentation all done between Wednesday and Friday.
Mike Lowrie can haz raped this week.
by Man Manateer March 17, 2009
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How do you rate?

Jon: work is boring
Jeff: yeah I think I'm going home
Jon: How do you rate?
by Alamo and National August 2, 2008
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marriage raped

When a significant other becomes morbidly obese resulting in a lack of chemistry between spouses.
I never thought I would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go...

I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!
by B702 February 3, 2008
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Date Raped Yourself

Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years
Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night

Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...
by PollyPaljetter June 13, 2011
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Nerd Raged

i was going to edit the wiki for MEMS to say something like LOLZ MEMS IZ GAY AMIRITE?! but itll display my IP and i dont want to get nerd raged by the wiki nazis
by Manish K December 9, 2008
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