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race queer

A term used by white people who think white guilt is real so they don't feel hated by their SJW friends. It means that you feel you're a different skin color than you really are, for various reasons, and therefore identify yourself as mixed. White on the outside, black on the inside, an inside-out Oreo.
Some dude: "Hey white boy!"
White Boy: "Actually my dad's black, so really I'm a race queer."
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Race Trader

An act of betraying an own race by being racist to any other race or just a races, making their race look bad, like making people think that they are the better race, turning other races and even some of their own race agenest them.

NOTE::
This does, alot of the time, offen may turn people of the other race agenst that race, because they may think they are all going to be racist to them also. Sometimes even their own race agenst them because they simpily don't like racist acting and think it's unfair or something like that.
Wow those white people over there are going around making fun of blacks, mexicans, chinese, and asian people, they are total race traders. Now alot of people won't even come near us cuz they think we're the same way. Totally unfair!!
by Haunted_Chaos23 January 21, 2010
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The Race For LunchTM

When that annoying douchebag in the business office makes a poster that has all the secretaries up there as track runners with ponytails, and whoever does the most work gets further along the poster and whoever gets to the "finish line" first wins free lunch from the Tampa Room. A hairbrained attempt at employee motivation by a sleazy preppy loser.
"The Race For Lunch? Jesus Tapdancing Christ! Thats the stupidest motherfucking thing i've ever heard."
by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
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yacht racing

Any activity that causes the viewer to lapse into a slack-jawed, drooling coma from sheer boredom.
Dave: How's that Economics class working out?

Bill: It's yacht racing, man, yacht racing.
by groundconrol67 August 23, 2007
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Rat Race

While under time constraints, a girl is trying her best to get you off by sucking your cock, and it is just not working, You grab her by the back of the head and start shoving her head up and down as fast and hard as you possibly can to get the job done yourself as quickly as possible.
After that Rat Race I just had on your cock, there is no way I am falling asleep now.
by cpitts025 February 8, 2010
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race pimp

What right-wing reactionaries call anyone who insists that racism was a significant problem in American history and is still alive and well in contemporary American society.
"Those race pimps at the university are always telling us that black slavery was anti-American."
by Gprof March 17, 2010
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amazing race

A contest usually held on special occasions such as 420 involving enormous quantities of pot, beer, and food. The pot is usually of cheaper quality due to pricing concerns and the fact that weaker pot will enable teams to smoke more, and only beer, no hard or malt liquor, may be drunk. The food usually consists of pizza, burgers, or similar fare, but it must all be the same type of food across teams for fairness reasons.

Several teams consisting of the same number of people (the more the better) are made beforehand. These teams will then compete to see who can smoke, drink, and eat the most, all at the same time. However, different chores can be spread out among different team members. For example, if somebody on one team is a tank when it comes to alcohol, but another person is a lightweight with beer but a regular stoner, the alcoholic may take on the stoner's beer load while the stoner takes on the alcoholic's weed load.

A team member is disqualified if they pass out, throw up, or voluntarily give up. The team itself may go on playing if members are disqualified until the team has no more viable members or runs out of things to eat, drink, and smoke. A team wins by either outlasting the other teams and being the last team with members playing, or by finishing a certain predetermined quantity of pot, beer, and food.

As always, people can and do change the rules to better suit their preferences. After all, it is all for fun.
#1 : Hey, 420's coming up. You know what that means?
#2 : What?
#1 : Gaddis is holding his annual amazing race!
#2 : Word!
by jahcu April 18, 2008
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