Smut Pirate

Same thing as a regular pirate but instead of stealing gold they break into peoples houses and steal anything and everything involving SMUT.
Sex toys, pornography, sexy lingerie

You see mike made out with a whole box full of Brazilian fart fettish porn when he robbed that house at the end of the block; mikes a real SMUT PIRATE!!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Pirate's Booty

A deliciously healthy snack, or "cheese puff," made by Robert's American Gourmet snack company. Choose from 162 fabolous flavors! They taste like air, so you can't feel guilty for eating an entire package!

"Dude, you're such a Booty Head."
"F You Man!"
"Dude, all that Pirate's Booty must be goin to your head"

by Lyn-z April 22, 2006

the mad pirate

When a male shoots his load in a female's eye. And immediately following the ejaculation, the male kicks her in the shin. She then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. Bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say "YARRRR".

Dude, I just gave babygurl the mad pirate. I didn't get the bonus, but I'll try again next time.

by Zach October 6, 2006

butt pirate

one who lingers around the anal canal

arr matey, we butt pirates are in search of a place to bury our treasure, arr, arr.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

giving the pirate eye

when a man ejaculates in a woman's eye

i gave her the pirate eye last night

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

fuckface pirate

similar to the original definition of fuckface, accept for the fact in this case, you only have one penis for an eye while you wear a patch over the missing penis/eye.

you roll up in your car to a stranger and cover one eye with your right hand and point your index fingure of your left hand at the stranger in front of your other eye. then, you simply ask the person "guess what i am". he confesses he doesnt know. you then say "no, guess!". when he gets frusturated and gives up, you then say "I'm a fuckface pirate, DUH!" then peel off into the night.

by SPC. Perry May 4, 2005

the pirate

when you are about to blow your load, take it out and shoot it in one of the girl's eyes. when she gets up to go rinse out her eye, kick her in the shin so she hobbles like a dirty blind pirate

dag yo, the bitch was hobblin around after a gave her the pirate

by preston sims October 1, 2005