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Paradigm Schiff

Pattern or model that twists all proof and facts to fit the narrative that only the product or service you sell contains value.
However the facts are looking, with a careful Paradigm Schiff you can still trick your customers to buy more of your shit, instead of making a good investment.
by Soulexporter January 16, 2021
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Para Para

When someone has a large intake of alcohol and no longer knows what they are doing. Para Para people generally live around the Cardiff or Taunton area. They cannot drink small amounts of alcohol and enjoy activities such as; falling over, tripping over and shouting. These creatures normally inhabit university halls or clubs such as Oceana. Approach with caution.
Look around a club or university hall of residence and you will notice these Para Para people generally cannot stand without the aid of a chair or bar to prop themselves up on.
by MC Chazzer D January 2, 2010
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parachroism

inability to distinguish between two close colours.
It is not violet; it is purple. You'd better cure yourself of parachroism.
by uttam maharjan October 14, 2010
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six parade

A small informal parade, performed in the presence of others usually to offend a political source or a majority. Many teenagers are known to use six parade's in there defence. Possibly a display of teen angst.
GIRL 1: Yesterday we were walking through the city and there was a group of emo kids just walking down the street like a gang. It was almost a bit march, overwhelming!

GIRL 2: They were obviously carrying out the usual Saturday morning six parade.
by Danica Way April 15, 2008
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Dayumm Parade

when a group (3 or more) of hot girls walk past you.
Did you see that "Dayumm Parade" they were banging.
by freshman25 July 30, 2010
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Street Parade

Typically posing as some sort of Love or Tolerance Festival, a Street Parade is a chance for washed out ravers from the early 90s to dance like idiots in front of crowds of usually younger, yet equally idiotic individuals, thus trying to re-ignite what was the rave seen of the last 20th century.

For those of a younger generation, a street parade is a chance to dress up in outrageous, tacky or down right slanderous outfits and get excessively intoxicated on a various assortment of narcotics and drinks.

At such festivals and parades, one will find a substantial amount of shirtless men, and to a lesser extent, women. Many of these characters will be above the age at which one can realistically attend these parades (i.e. late forties, when you should be focusing on family and jobs, instead of trying to be young). Those who are of a suitable age to "rave" will no doubt bear resemblance to characters in the hit TV series "Jersey Shore", and those who don't won't look like they're having much fun.

The music will always be some sort of electronic debauchery (unless advertised otherwise), be it House, Electro, Techno, Hardstyle e.t.c.
and anyone with even a minimal grasp of good music will be appalled. Not that one can really hear the music, as the speakers are so loud that all can be heard is thudding bass or some ridiculously high pitched synth.
Raver1: This is epiccccc!

Raver2: Yeah maannnnnn

Citizen1: Fancy going to Street Parade?

Citizen2: I'm all right thanks, having other men's armpits in my face, while listening to rubbish music isn't my idea of fun.

Citizen1: You're right, let's just stay at home, drink beer and have a Barbecue, like normal people.
by EffhouseintheA August 17, 2011
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parade maker

Someone that accidently sets their home alarm system off due to over consumption of Heineken and the police and fire departments respond to the alarm.
The neighborhood rushed to set up their lawn chairs at the curb because the parade maker was at it again.
by Speedbag March 7, 2009
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