Definitions by Speedbag

cock block

The act of interfering with a friends plan to have sex.

Knowing that speedbag would be getting his going to Vegas blowjob the morning he was leaving, his good buddy thought it would be funny to cock block him and showed up at his house to pick him up 15 minutes early for the second year in a row.

cock block by speedbag March 24, 2009

satin pants 

A spinner with an ass that makes you want to grab it every time you see it.

Hey "Satin Pants", I'll give you a hundy to grab your ass. When "Satin Pants" got up a horndog went over and "murphed" her chair.

satin pants by speedbag March 12, 2009

parade maker

Someone that accidently sets their home alarm system off due to over consumption of Heineken and the police and fire departments respond to the alarm.

The neighborhood rushed to set up their lawn chairs at the curb because the parade maker was at it again.

parade maker by Speedbag March 7, 2009

Sprayer 

A woman (usually a hooker) that's a germaphobe who constantly sprays her male partner's (usually refered to as a John) cock with a spray bottle of germacide during sex.

That crazy bitch was a sprayer. She kept spraying my dick with a bottle of sanitizer and puting on a new rubber. Wsshh, wsshh every couple minutes.

Sprayer by speedbag March 7, 2009