Paki Patakha

A shameless, fruity Southall lad of Pakistani descent who mixes Urdu-laced filth with extreme sexual depravity, flexing in dad’s BMW M3, devouring Peshwari naan, sipping Afghani tea, and whispering cousin marriage fantasies. Peak energy hits Jummah/Friday, turning halal restaurants and takeaway joints into filthy playgrounds of horny chaos. Known for disgusting sexual antics, greasy hookups, and hands that wander everywhere.

Bruv, Imran was sprawled on the BMW after Jummah, pants down, Peshwari naan crumbs in his crack, whispering about his rishtedar… full Paki Patakha energy.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

Pakistani jailbreak

When you eat a bad curry from a Pakistani restaurant and can't make it to the shitter in time

The other day I had a Pakistani jailbreak on my way to work, it ruined my underwear from the smell

by Big dog junior October 28, 2025

Pachingas

Impromptu break between events throughout the day.

Having some coffee and reading newspaper and you randomly blurt, "pachingas!"

by Babeeya November 9, 2025

bull paki

A large male Pakistani with enormous balls and horns on his head.

Salima went looking for love, and found it with Ahmed, a very well endowed bull paki.

by scodder April 4, 2010

Aggy Paki

Terms used by rapper danzy to describe his friends or others ass aggressive Pakistani men

“Yes my aggy paki what you saying”

by Gandu124 April 22, 2020

pingas pachingas

Something extremely awesome

Ay yo, that is some real pingas pachingas!

by Fluffy42 September 15, 2022

pingazz pachingazz

Something extremely awesome.

Ay yo, that's some pingazz pachingazz!

Piingazz pachingazz!

by Fluffy42 September 15, 2022