bus nonce

A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.

Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.

by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024

Nonce

An absolute melt of a person who you don’t like. Normally a Dave Francis or Sam Smith.

Fuck off Dave you nonce.

by Nathydizzlesizzle June 7, 2019

Nonce

A sket who gets kids in a van

“Haha noob”
“No u nonce”

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

Nonce

Cameron

hey there is a nonce, look its Cameron

by Dad_left_me June 28, 2021

Nonce

Mark O’Brien is a nonce

A nonce is mark O’Brien

by TopSlammer September 8, 2020

Nonce

Usually a person who is strange and smells like shit

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019

Bike Nonce

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.

Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024