Big stroky nonce

A spurs fan who is deluded and likes to eat cheese on toast as a special dish.

And still thinks fOrTnItE is good

Do you like a big stroky nonce?
No they are deluded
Ok wanna play fornite battle royale
Oh hell nah

by Up the arsenal lads September 11, 2019

seaming nonce

A seaming nonce is a right fat fucker, don’t trust them, they’ll steal all ur canteen money with one waffled

“She such a seaming nonce, can’t stand her”

by Brendon.is.queen December 10, 2021

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

soggy nonce

A naughty boy who deserves a good spanking for touching little boys wee wees in the shower

Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!

by Jjoxx October 22, 2017

Dog Nonce

An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive

Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce

by Capybatman January 25, 2020

nonced up

Referring to the children abused by a nonce

I wonder who he has nonced up

by SpeedyChim May 21, 2023

Club nonce

A person in the club scene who regularly creeps on women. Has no interest in the music. Looks down on people who go to raves/free parties

-Barry said we're idiots for going to the free party tonight.
- Ah don't mind him, he's a club nonce

by Nunyabusiness47 January 25, 2024