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microwave fresh

The bringing back to life of food preiviusly thought to have no longer been edieble. Happining thru magic the microwave usees its powers to bring food back to a point where one feel foods can be eaten usually working on things such as breads and pizza.
"We had bread in the house?"

"yeah found it under the couch"

"gross!"

"naww its microwave fresh"
by J.A.S.O.N. January 18, 2009
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microtransactionified

When something that was previously free or a one time fee makes you pay for extra content (MT) later in the product's lifespan. This is most commonly done in Video Games.
Person 1- Hey, let's play this game, we haven't played it in awhile.

Person 2- No way, now you have to pay to do anything! it's been microtransactionified!

Person 1- Crap.
by marcod1419 July 18, 2010
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microtastic

We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
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Microwave Society

A group of three YouTubers known for their wacky and unpredictable jokes and humor. Members include, Jude, Josiah, and Bren/Brenden.
Microwave Society is one of the funniest channels that deserves way more attention!
by MWS fan May 11, 2022
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macroasshole

A disparaging term for a person who is a huge asshole every single day, in any given situation, one hundred percent of the time.
I tried my damndest to draw something positive out of that macroasshole but there was nothing I could do to elicit it since it just wasn’t in there.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
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macroHard

"macroHard" is a small tech startup company that began in 1971 in Perth, Australia. The company was founded by three unknown, allegedly homosexual men, one of which was struck by lightning in a fatal recreation of Benjamin Franklin's most famous experiment. The two remaining men, low on funds for their startup, joined a carnival in 1974, in a desperate attempt to continue their project. Specializing in self-projection via cannon, they tragically collided mid-air, sprinkling the carnival in a fine red mist, thus bringing macroHard to an end.

macroHard would later be swept under the rug as its most famous competitor, Microsoft made its debut one year after the freak accident. macroHard's most notable achievement is known as DURWEI (pronounced doorway), which was discovered 29 years after its founding, when their former office building, now refurbished for exotic animal sales, burned to the ground, and was found amongst the debris. DURWEI is a low-level turing incomplete Operating System.
If you've heard of Microsoft, you've probably thought of macroHard. Little did you know, it was a real tech startup in the early '70s.

"Man, macroHard really ruined my love for carnivals."
"Macro who?"
"What?"

"Please be quiet during the exam."
by RenderTheAlbinoBoy May 27, 2022
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Microsoft Network

MSN stands for Microsoft Network. This was a network that branched out into many different online apllications such as chatrooms, messenging services, ISP, and email (hotmail).

MSN was also an easy network to destroy with malicious hacking attacks because of the vunerabilities within the chatrooms, messenging service, ISP, and email.
Simply put, back in teh dae i used wkps.exe "microsoft word processor (windows me)" and changed the font to symbol, thus then typing up curse words or screennames other people had or i wanted, and then copied and pasted to the website/chatroom to register a nick or bypass the chatroom bots by then displaying a curseword upon the chatscreen making everyone think i'm leet.
by Kamisama May 1, 2005
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