involuntary masturbation

The occurrence of your penis spitting out sperms without you being able to control it, similar to women's menstruation. It's mainly caused by medication side effects, stress, and overtly frequent masturbation.

Dude, I wasn’t trying to have anything happen—I just had an involuntary masturbation after starting a new medication. It was startling, but it wasn’t something I could control.

by Emotional Cruiser March 22, 2026

Poopy Fart Masturbation

The event in which one individual endures a stomach ache while attempting to masturbate.

John: "I had a Poopy Fart Masturbation happen to me last night."
Andrew: "Tf?"

by dick_pisser_765 March 26, 2021

Death By Masturbation

Germany

Random Person 1 : Did You Hear That Phil Died Due To Masturbating!

Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.

by When You Cant Think Of A Name October 15, 2021

moment of masturbation

A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.

Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation

by AAAAAAAAHH November 27, 2021

free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions

My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.

by Justjamesar December 23, 2022

Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.

Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust

by juddily November 24, 2024

Taco DORITOS masturbation

When you get a taco and a DORITOS and start masturbating outside your local taco truck.

"Yo bro do you wana do some Taco DORITOS masturbation?"

by bobbythehiauns February 12, 2026