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The retarded spelling of Jeff

Geoff: I spell my name G.E.O.F.F.
Me: Kill yourself

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by dick_pisser_765 April 08, 2021

The event in which one individual endures a stomach ache while attempting to masturbate.

John: "I had a Poopy Fart Masturbation happen to me last night."
Andrew: "Tf?"

by dick_pisser_765 March 26, 2021