facebook mom

69 yrs old karen who always posts minions memes on facebook and she also always smokes drugs
facebook mom: GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!1 goes back to posting random shit on her facebook lol
by juddily June 30, 2022
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Jummy Pussy Goop

Cum that is ejaculated from a vagina and is considered jummy (yummy).
Tama's Entercourseable Munchy Penis Freaksout Irmina's Lila-shaped Erection Fucking Ormina's Rotting Semen Haughtily Analyzing Rebecca's Ejaculations 20240718152450x Jummy Pussy Goop
by juddily November 08, 2024
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Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.
Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust
by juddily November 24, 2024
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simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.
A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.
by juddily March 12, 2022
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