Doctor Death March

Slang for Provigil, the brand name for the remarkable prescription drug Modafinil. Modafinil erases fatigue and keeps you alert, but it's not addictive, it's non-toxic, it doesn't trigger psychosis, and most remarkably, it has no recreational value. It even has no hangover. For that reason, it is a perfect companion to coffee and cigarettes when you've got to death march all weekend because you played XBox all week and blew Friday's deadline. Also known as daffodils.

Dude, you better stock up on doctor death march or you might resort to trucker speed to get you through finals.

by rainbow coma February 7, 2009

March 8

March 8th is giraffe feeding day. Go to the zoo feed those giraffes, feel their purple tongues.

Girl are you going to feed the giraffes, it’s March 8th.

by Comeatmeseriously October 23, 2019

March 25

Fuck your man day!! fuck him really good

have sexual intercourse with (someone) fuck them on March 25.

by rebeccaAking April 22, 2014

March 23

March 23 is national fuck a girl day.

Let me smash on march 23

by Littledickdaddy October 20, 2019

March 20

Wow, you were born on March 20! This means you're an indecisive dumbass that needs constant affection and food, even if you're trying to starve yourself cuz of insecurityyy~

I heard she was born on March 20...
Oh that makes sense, she's mega cuddly and it's kinda sad.

by Egirl_moon_Tr@sh October 15, 2019

March 9th

National whore day

bro i can’t wait for march 9th

Why man?
Because it’s national whore day

by hiimyeeman420 October 16, 2019

March 11

People born on march 11 are le best coz they cute and like reading , they smart af and they have just rlly rlly nice . I can not explain how amazing these people are

Nell- Hey , isnt it John's birthday
Joliver- yeah , he's born on march 11

Nell- explains a lot 😳

by @nellisweird on tiktok January 6, 2020