Mitters well

Slang for might as well

A: I’m going to the bathroom

B: I mitters well go too!

by WhadCalsh32 June 17, 2018

Muter

To mute or silence.

I used a muter to silence the noise.

by hemipwr54 June 28, 2018

matter

the last name of a amazing person. this person is very heart warming and likes to cuddle. they are super swaggy

matters keep you warm.

by gage deibert February 18, 2019

muther fuking apple

Eat an apple and you penis will grow 10 inches longer best fruit of earth it's very good taste

Me: Eat an muther fuking apple

You: Why
Me: Your penis will grow 10 inches longer
You: WHAT let me try

by Apple Maker February 1, 2019

Munter

A bloke of notable ugliness, untouchable without extreme levels of drunkenness.

OMG what a munter. I wouldn’t touch him with your dick.

by Fannie Mae May 25, 2019

Motterz

The act of having boring missionary sex with someone you know full well is a chromosome buffet and also looks like Shmuel from the boy in striped pyjamas.

“I was so desperate for free cocaine I did a motterz”

by Hobo Balcs May 5, 2020

Matternoon

In a matter of one afternoon you go from being someones soulmate to being completely ghosted.

"Whats wrong?"
"I'm confused, boss"
"oookkkk....want to explain?"
"It was a matter of moments between Tony telling me that we were soul mates in the morning and then ghosting me in the afternoon and pretending I don't exist anymore."
"Ergh... Matternoons really hurt."
"You're telling me..." {insert 'obviously' GIF here}

by pinacoladaescape June 17, 2020