the molester man

The remake of the muffin man.

Have u met the molester man?
The molester man?
The molester man?
Have u met the molester man?
Who lives on rapey lane.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

Hector da Molester

One who has major blue balls and thinks repeatedly about molesting anything he can get his hands on (excluding kids you sickos)including goats and himself with desperate attempts at trying the stranger. Other than the sexual starvation, he is a very fun, caring, once in a lifetime 'sappy' nucca who can't see love when it stares him in the face.

I loveeee my bud Hector da Molester even if he eats curry and screws goats.

by truey January 21, 2009

Child Molester

1. Noun: A molester of children
2. Noun: Any 40-year-old virgin fat bald man that never hit puberty

1. Now now, Johnny, today we are learning to avoid that child molester.
2. Now now, Johnny, today we are learning how to headshot a child molester with a glock.

by VbPeppermint December 25, 2007

molestache

1. The kind of mustache or gotee that guys who refuse to a woman alone at a club or bar have; think that one guy from the backstreet boys, or european "musician" Gunter (similar to a mexistache)

2. the kind of mustache sex-offenders grow in order to seem more normal; think ned flanders or geraldo. in this instance, the upper lip is usually not visable and the stache is usually, but not always, acompanied by a mullet or mull-ette

That dick with the molestache won't stop trying to get me to go home with him. He's gross and smells like mustard.

by sam caplan April 10, 2006

chester the molester

A Poser, One who molests, a Weird dude who likes hanging with little kida

Did you see Chester the Molester coach that game last week?

by Tony November 14, 2003

molestering

The act of harrasing domesticated felines with in your very own territory. "Bush"ism.

Hey you, stop molestering Daisy.

by David Rutherford February 5, 2004

Chester the Molester

A perv or pedophile.

Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!

by TrueMichaelMJ August 13, 2014