lawrance mathews

a boy that is wild and crazy and likes PvZ garden warfare also loves fnaf (five nights at freddys) and minecraft and loves to play with friends on Xbox 360 and Xbox 1

"wanna play fnaf or PvZ or minecraft"
"sure Lawrance Mathews"

"you are crazy"
"i know"

by breannabear03 May 2, 2018

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sassy matthew

A sassy matthew is a human, specifically a friend, who exhibits abnormal amounts of sass spontaneously, without being provoked

When Alex promptly responded to Laura's average question with sass, Laura proceeded to call Alex a sassy matthew.

by KjoRocks June 7, 2018

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The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019

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rich matthew

A rich bah humbug little shit bastard

Eww there is a rich matthew

by Bl_lxnny December 8, 2019

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Carolyn/Matthew

People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni

Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!

by papi.SPAGHETTO November 6, 2020

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A very charming men. Truly handsome and simpable. Despite him having friends that I would say 'off' but since I used to know him, I feel like deep inside he forced himself to fit in and will never go against anything except when its a humourable topic or something that people can easily brush off. I wish him nothing but a happy life. I really hope you find someone that will love you like you're a some kind prince.

William Matthew Chan is cool!
William Matthew Chan is awesome!

by philosophycology November 24, 2021

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Emma and Matthew

Emma and Matthew make a great couple. They are always there for each other and will always lend a helping hand. They will grow up one day and have many kids and then divorce...................

Wow Emma and Matthew are so cute!

by ILovePiggyBanks June 2, 2021

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