Matthew Compton

Matthew is the most amazing person in the world and deserves every piece of this universe.

Matthew Compton is a very lover able person

by Bethanharris February 16, 2021

matthew cantu

Person who looks at child porn on other people's wifi...resulting in a raid to the individual's house instead of their own.

Hey, matthew cantu, did u see the new drop of that 8 year old boy? He's fine af.

by Her next man May 21, 2021

Matthew Joshua

A person that is sweet, humble, kind, and all the good things in the world. This person basically makes the world a better place.

That is pretty Matthew Joshua of you.

by battoussaaii June 16, 2021

matthew quillian

THE MAN

Such a Matthew thing to not admit being "the man" Matthew quillian aka "skeeter"

by Go horns December 14, 2022

Matthew Butchard

One of the whitest men on Cape Cod, says the n word to seem cool yet is just racist and extremely homophobic. Laces girls to get with him and his boyfriend Playboy are so cute together!

“Who’s the most creepy, racist, homophobic man you’ve ever met?”

“Definitely Matthew Butchard!”
“Hey don’t forget about his boyfriend Playboy (who will “steal ur girlfriend” with his man bun)!”

by ccdr1324 July 25, 2023

adam matthews

I know it sounds weird. I know most people would laugh at me if I told them in real life. But there's just something so sexually arousing about the thought of being a McDonalds french fry.

Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.

Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care

Oh boy, adam matthews sure does love being gay and ginger and wants to be pegged with a french fry.

by Adam matthews daddy July 27, 2022

Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass

Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys

by lococaballo February 24, 2022