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Jude

A freakazoid with long brown hair and brown eyes. He is very awkward when it comes to talking to girls and gay towards his friends. However, he is fun to talk to and you can be yourself around him without judgement.
Amy: *looks at him* Why is he putting his finger up peoples butts?
Lori: Because… he’s a Jude!
by Naurrr.xoxo June 17, 2025
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Judges

Where do judges get their money? Congress. Where does congress get IT'S money? The US treasury. Where does the US treasury get IT'S money?
Hym "MY TAX DOLLARS! HURRAY! I get to spend a third of my money I make to pay a guy to tell me that IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST, I don't own my own mind and, therefore, have to run a legal obstacle course to prove to the guy that I'm paying that is thing happening out in the open in the middle of the town square is happening. That's a RIGHT that I have. It's a RIGHT for me to pay judges to do that to me."
by Hym Iam September 2, 2025
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Jude Main

Jude Main is like that lanky man you know from down the street. Always there, always watching and knows how to tell a good joke. Often mistaken to be a loner, he's a man that secretly craves the utter approval of laughter of those around him, and their understanding that he is the greatest man to ever exist.
Did you hear what that guy said? No, what did he say? He was just talking about how we're all idiots and that he knows best. Ohh, that's just Jude Main.
by BoinkBoink3000 October 14, 2025
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Jude

Jude… he’s hard to put into words, but I’ll try. talking to him feels like sunlight spilling into your day, soft and warm, making everything brighter. you can see Jesus in him, in the way he moves, speaks, and simply is. he’s brilliant, effortlessly gifted, and somehow shines at every sport he tries.

he’s 5’8” with soft brunette hair and eyes the color of rich, melted chocolate — the kind that makes you catch your breath at first glance. and honestly, he’s breathtaking in every way, inside and out, the kind of person who lingers in your thoughts long after he’s gone.
“I swear, Jude makes every ordinary day feel like something magical is about to happen.”
by teddy-bear obsessed October 22, 2025
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Jude the ddlc fanboy

Jude is the ddlc lover (doki doki literature club) he loves them bad bitches in the game and he especially loves natsuki, he also has a type and his type is pink haired anime baddies, (ram,astolfo and hakari from 100 girlfriends)
Some random fella: yo wsp jude
Jude: nothing much

Some random fella: what have you been doing?
Jude: playing ddlc

Some random fella: your sucha jude the ddlc fanboy you fucking loser
by NatsukiFanboy#2 November 13, 2025
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Jedge

Someone who has a funny personality and does things that are funny as a result of there personality
Joey: look at that guy over there look how he’s walking

Mark: he's a jedge
by Ddddd50 December 27, 2025
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bodhi jude marsh

One of a kind and the hottest person in the room, sweet, caring a bit of a player but very loyal. Won't ever hurt anyone u less they deserve it. He is also very good sexually and can please you in many ways.Overall the greatest creation by God and definitely a keeper.
I can't believe it, its Bodhi Jude Marsh
by TheGodBabyMaker May 15, 2018
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