A distinguished member of the States of Guernsey. One of the only politicians who works for the people and knows what he is talking about. Also a great character who turns up at any social event he can.
by Guern September 30, 2008
Get the John Gollopmug. "Hey did you know that there's a guy who talks to dead people!?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"
by PertyBird October 8, 2011
Get the John Edwardsmug. other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."
Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.
he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.
he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)
by brayan gomez October 19, 2008
Get the John Petruccimug. 1.The guitarist of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
2. Saying something that doesnt make any sense but you just say for the hell of it and beacause it sounds really cool, even though it will most likely make you look like a weirdo.
2. Saying something that doesnt make any sense but you just say for the hell of it and beacause it sounds really cool, even though it will most likely make you look like a weirdo.
J.F: I don't care if what you think I am is really what I am. What you think I am is way more important than what i really am.
Eric: Whoa dude, you just pulled a total John Frusciante.
Eric: Whoa dude, you just pulled a total John Frusciante.
by i_love_John_Frusciante_951 April 12, 2009
Get the John Frusciantemug. He knows nothing.
by Miss_Say_it June 18, 2015
Get the john snowmug. Verb: To jump onto and break an object, such as a table while at a party playing games such as spoons or poker.
by Johnmoe June 16, 2014
Get the John Mooremug. Similar to a candy bar, this person has milk chocolate skin with caramel eyes. This man is always the shiniest star no matter what room he walks in. His goofy spirit and vibrant smile always brings joy to those who surround him. John-Lee is naturally talented when it comes to just about anything, but his specialties are in music, sports, and dancing. This is definitely a man that you want to stay in contact with, whether it’s friends or more, he will change your life.
by Anonymous User Unknown May 27, 2019
Get the John-Leemug.