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John Gollop

A distinguished member of the States of Guernsey. One of the only politicians who works for the people and knows what he is talking about. Also a great character who turns up at any social event he can.
Lol is that John Gollop?

Yeah, yeah it is. What a legend!
by Guern September 30, 2008
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John Edwards

"Hey did you know that there's a guy who talks to dead people!?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"
by PertyBird October 8, 2011
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John Petrucci

other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."

Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.

he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)
by brayan gomez October 19, 2008
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John Frusciante

1.The guitarist of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

2. Saying something that doesnt make any sense but you just say for the hell of it and beacause it sounds really cool, even though it will most likely make you look like a weirdo.
J.F: I don't care if what you think I am is really what I am. What you think I am is way more important than what i really am.

Eric: Whoa dude, you just pulled a total John Frusciante.
by i_love_John_Frusciante_951 April 12, 2009
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john snow

He knows nothing.
by Miss_Say_it June 18, 2015
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John Watersesque

Something or someone reminiscent of the eccentric and iconoclastic filmmaker, John Waters.
She was talented with the use of language and could create shocking and elaborate thought-images in peoples’ minds that were utterly John Watersesque!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021
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Frosty John

When you suck a dick that was covered in melted chocolate and then frozen over the dick.
yo kate gave me a frosty john at the valentine’s day dance
by jdekk44 April 25, 2019
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