"Hey did you know that there's a guy who talks to dead people!?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"
by PertyBird October 8, 2011
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Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.
he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.
he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)
by brayan gomez October 19, 2008
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2. Saying something that doesnt make any sense but you just say for the hell of it and beacause it sounds really cool, even though it will most likely make you look like a weirdo.
2. Saying something that doesnt make any sense but you just say for the hell of it and beacause it sounds really cool, even though it will most likely make you look like a weirdo.
J.F: I don't care if what you think I am is really what I am. What you think I am is way more important than what i really am.
Eric: Whoa dude, you just pulled a total John Frusciante.
Eric: Whoa dude, you just pulled a total John Frusciante.
by i_love_John_Frusciante_951 April 12, 2009
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by Miss_Say_it June 18, 2015
Get the john snow mug.A term used for something that is ambigious. Not sure of what something or who someone is.
It can be used in the same situation as a simple "I don't know". Is normally after the words "Who is"
It can be used in the same situation as a simple "I don't know". Is normally after the words "Who is"
Person 1: Have you seen my pen?
Person 2: Who is John Wray?
or
Person 1: Who is that guy over there?
Person 2: Who is John Wray?
Person 2: Who is John Wray?
or
Person 1: Who is that guy over there?
Person 2: Who is John Wray?
by J H Norway October 2, 2010
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by zEd-man August 4, 2008
Get the John Beerman mug.An undefined, somewhat exclusive relationship between two people. Neither party gives the other party a title of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" within the relationship. However, only the one person is dating with full intentions on ending the undefined relationship within six to seven months of dating to avoid serious commitment, the i-love-you phase or being tied down to an area because of a relationship.
Man #1: What happened to that chick you were seeing?
Man #2: Oh, that was nothing serious. I just John-dated her.
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Girl #1: We had been dating for about six months and then he moved away. I don't understand what happened, I thought things were getting serious.
Girl #2: Girl, he was John-dating you.
Man #2: Oh, that was nothing serious. I just John-dated her.
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Girl #1: We had been dating for about six months and then he moved away. I don't understand what happened, I thought things were getting serious.
Girl #2: Girl, he was John-dating you.
by Diner Talk May 26, 2013
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