hooks

A poker term used to describe pocket jacks, in texas holdem.

ITs a powerfull hand. I had him hook line and sinker!

by Josh Hood May 14, 2005

Hoods

A term used by people primarily from Northern Florida to describe a nigger. The term came about because the men in the black community back in the day used to wear shirts with their collars popped (much like the fags that do today with their Abercrombie shirts).

"We were waiting to go into dinner and we were were outside waiting for the fam and these kids had prom tonight and this one guy had his collar popped. my dad says to me "he needs to fix it" and i was like dad u dont know bout the popped collars. He says, "it was what the Hoods use to wear" and i said the Hoods? and he says "Yeah, the niggers."

by Mickey Lee April 30, 2005

hoopdie

Terrible, bad, shity, huff, crapy, it means something is really bad if u didnt catch on

1st example:EWWw that chiks hoopdie!!!!

2nd example: O my zachy is so hoopdie at basketball its imbarassing

by Eric/Greg October 27, 2004

up the hoop

The term "up the hoop" is defined as the sexual act of anal penetration of a partner that is in the process of, how you say, shitting.

Dude #1: "What did you and Debra do last night?"
Dude #2: "Oh man, it was fuckin' awesome. When we got back to her place she was turtled heading so bad we decided to up the hoop."
Dude #1: "Sick!"

by butfuk May 25, 2014

hoopdy

an exclamation meaning, "kick ass!"

i just got head! hoopdy!

by Jared April 17, 2005

Hoobs

Male boobs, he-boobs. i.e. male breasts so large they look like women's.

Man, that guy has a set of "hoobs." Not only are they sticking out and hanging down, but the nipples are hard!

by Crickett6969 June 15, 2008

Hookshot

The phenomenon where a man's penis curves to one side every time he has an erection. Is usually genetic.

Man with a hookshot: I can piss around the corner.

by Merc931 February 17, 2010