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Cats have kittens

An idiom that refers to a child exhibiting similar behavior to that of his or her parent.

A shorter, stupider, better way of saying "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
"Goddamn, John's kid is just as bat-shit crazy as he is."
"Yea well, cats have kittens."
"...whatever tf that means."
by Genghis KaniSalad January 8, 2019
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you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..
Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!
by Hold Tight ASZNEE December 10, 2017
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having kids over

When someone lets a number of people over to their house to drink and participate in activities which usually take place at a party, but now at a lesser scale. One might tell someone else that someone is "just having kids over" in order to deter random or unwelcome people from attempting to party at this persons home.
CJ: Yooo Nick what are you up to tonight?
Nick: Oh whatup, I'm at Steve's
CJ: Oh shit, he's havn a party?
Nick: Nahh, he's just having kids over.
by Sal9 August 21, 2009
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have a nice weekend

When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.
Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
by cpetkunas November 20, 2022
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i have covid

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Have a baby on someone

To have a baby on someone means to have a child with someone other than your partner that you didn’t acknowledge them about. If your partner didn’t know when you did then you had a baby on them because you didn’t tell them.
“He had a baby on me!”
“He had a daughter that’s older than our son that I didn’t know about.”
To have a baby on someone
by T Dict January 19, 2022
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Have a Pecan Day

Have a Pecan Day is an esoteric way of telling someone to Go "F" themselves. This comment is derived from the "Have a Magical Day" which Disney employees use to tell visitors to screw themselves without actually saying so.
Well fine then, have a Pecan Day!
by Back 9 June 14, 2021
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