host shotgun

when some one over uses the shotgun in gears of war when they are hosting the room because it is stronger then the others

pre game conversation

host: yeah bitch i doodied on ur faces
gamer1: thats cause ur a host shotgunning noob
host:shut up ur mad i left a steaming stool on ur cheek
gamer2: shut up colombo ur a sick noob
host: crispy lick my nut ill show u a host shot gun

by King Nitro 8 September 7, 2007

Holding your sausage hostage

roughing up the suspect.
rub one out.

Instead of holding the sausage hostage, I decided that I'd be roughing up the suspect.

by blotter November 17, 2003

hoslayer

A male who bangs females efficiently and without recourse.

A hoslayer is a dirty ass dude that will bang any female willing to have sex with him. Some are attractive, but most are just plain beastly. The females are usually prostitutes that haven't started charging yet.

by Louis_A May 22, 2007

hoskank

Brilliant and beautiful New England girl, especially noted for her sense of humor and love of carbohydrate foods.

That hoskank ate my pasta.

by hoskankette July 1, 2008

hossibility

When a guy fully agrees to a friend's invitation or plan, and then blows it off for weed or vagina instead. Usually includes a far-fetched followup excuse.

Trev: "You coming to my birthday party or what, Hoss?"
Nate: "Fo sho, dawg. I don't see any reason why not."

Nate (three days later via txt): "Sorry bro, wanted to to go out but had to work on my ex-boss's laptop all weekend"
Trev: "Ya right dude. I could tell it was a hossibility"

by jizzinmyplants December 23, 2010

Hosmering

The act of getting belligerently drunk and shouting random obscenities at strangers in public places, often followed by passing out in said public places.

Andy kept yelling, "fuck you and your family." He was hosmering so hard last night.

Guy: Did you see Andy pass out at the Royals' game?
Girl: Yeah, he was just hosmering.

by NotTheRealSausageFingers April 28, 2014

Hoss University

The University of Hoss or "Hoss U" is a made up collage, and is used to refer to people who are not going to collage. It most commonly refers to bigger muscular boys who are dumb or not very bright. And implies they are going to Hoss U to presue a degree in "being a hoss"

Jack: "Charlie is such a Hoss he just plows through their defensive line!"

Dave: "I know! He is defiantly committing to Hoss University"

by hinsdale kid April 30, 2015