hossibility

When a guy fully agrees to a friend's invitation or plan, and then blows it off for weed or vagina instead. Usually includes a far-fetched followup excuse.

Trev: "You coming to my birthday party or what, Hoss?"
Nate: "Fo sho, dawg. I don't see any reason why not."

Nate (three days later via txt): "Sorry bro, wanted to to go out but had to work on my ex-boss's laptop all weekend"
Trev: "Ya right dude. I could tell it was a hossibility"

hossibility by jizzinmyplants December 23, 2010

I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly

A brief explanation of Mark Lee's vocabulary

"nah I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen" Mark said to Johnny

I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly by val_beatrice August 27, 2020

Hospitility 

The blend of hospitality and hostility exhibited by most long-time servers in a restaurant. Also known as the art of telling someone to fuck off in a way where they look forward to the trip.

If you're gonna work here, you're going to have to learn hospitility. If not, the extra ranch crowd will eat you alive.

Hospitility by Server Memes January 6, 2016

Infinite Possibility Situation 

Or IPS for short;
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.

Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.

Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.

Infinite Possibility Situation by eazybrowniemix May 9, 2013

Possibility Pressure

The feeling on days off that there is infinite possibility for projects, work around the house and new adventures which inevitably leads to paralysis

Beginning my next novel, taking a ten mile bike ride, cleaning my bedroom floor, all were lost, tossed under the bus, and bit the dust because of possibility pressure.

Possibility Pressure by mr juggly June 16, 2013

hospitility 

(n) A treatment of generosity mixed with aggression.

1. That woman just gave me a lot of hospitility about keeping the door closed.

2. "I'm so happy that you're staying at my place for another week, just please try to keep your goddamn feet off my fucking sofa."

"Wow, thanks for the hospitility."

hospitility by sdeville84 February 23, 2009

Bossibility 

Possible bosses when raiding in the popular online game World of Warcraft

The bossibility is always awesome when raiding with the guild the Booze Bandits. Oh ya... the bossibilities are endless.

Bossibility by bumble_beeeeee November 9, 2010