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Gun Hill Road 

A cesspit of voilence and teen pregnancy. Located in northern Bronx, it is best known for "Buck 50's" and "40's"
Mother: Why did you move to Gun Hill Road?
Me: . . .
Gun Hill Road by The Urbanette February 27, 2009

Rose Hill Junior High 

An institution for the criminally insane, pedophiles, necrophiliacs, potheads (in excessive quantity), and Scotty and Nathan.

Built under the pre-ordained basis of a middle school. After the first principal was determined to be ineffective, the district had him assasinated and replaced him with one david Larson. After Larson's succesful 3 year regime, the district unanimously decided to promote him to major general where he currently serves, until 2009, when he was inexplicably shot by his own men. The school was then placed under the tenure and special care of Lucifer, aka Satan. Shortly thereafter, the district realized their utter incompetence and fell into irrevocable anarchy. God Save the Queen.
President Barack Obama: So Scott and Nathan, where did you guys go to Jr. High?

Scott and Nathan: Rose Hill Junior High School sir.

President: How was your experience there?

Scott and Nathan: It was one of rape and anarchy, even a few zombie invasions and molotov cocktail incidents sir.

President: How delightful!

King Edwards vi camp hill for girls 

A school for posh little bitches whose parents are rich fuckers
What school are you going to

king Edwards vi camp hill for girls
What's that
Where all the posh snobby bitches from Solihull go

the hill school 

An institution located in Pottstown, PA, the slum of America. Hill School prides itself on its tradition, such as having seated meals and mandatory chapel services at 10 in the morning on Sundays. What is funny is that they, the administation, only keeps the tradition that it seems sutiable running. Expamle: The weekend of prom is now closed, meaning no one can leave after prom. they have to sit in theyre rooms and rot. How joyous. Is it not a tradition to go out, get laid, high, and wasted all in the same night after prom? Hill School also believes that it is proper for males to keep their dicks in a jar untill they graduate and only recently did they accept girls. We kids however are fighting the system by getting high, getting drunk, and having sex, as much and as often as we can. Possibly one day the Nazi's that run this joint will understand that we are kids, not machines programed for excellence. But until then, I'll jsut get blazed to pass the time away.
Mother: How's school?
Kid: It blows.
or
Friend: How's school dude?
Kid: I don't know, I don't remeber that much of it, I'm stoned most of the time.
the hill school by Yours-truely September 21, 2006

Cherry Hill High School East 

One of the two high schools located in Cherry Hill, NJ. East is known as the richies and jews, as west is said to be full of gangsters and sluts. East has a leaky ceiling and is slowly sinking because it is built on a swamp. the teachers are either BITCHES or cool. every student is monitored by a crew of "security officers" and their cameras. no football stadium cause the team blows. wait...all the teams kinda suck. but all the kids are pretty smart, even the dumb ones. the school is full of sluts, stoners, jocks, preps, gothics, punks, and thesbians, just like any other high school in modern day america. the heater is either turned up to high or not high enough. if you have lab 8th period on c wing 3rd floor towards the end of the year, you might pass out of heat. kids can be bitches but some r nice. for some reason, the amount of cat fights per year in that school is increasing rapidly! and heres a little tribute to the principle who will remain un-named...."ok, alright, ok alright ok". its a cool school if you can survive.

"hail to thee our alma mater, cherry hill east alma mater,
through the years to come may part us, we'll be ever true.
through the stife and battles, (dun dun) through thy years of glory: (dun dun) we shall hail thee, never fail thee, crimson and white go forth before us. cherry hill east we thank you for the friendships we have made here. there four years, we'll always treasure, we'll remember you!"
GOOOOOOOO COUGARs!

ps. we've got jews too!
Cherry hill high school east is sinking because it full of so many jews!

UNC Chapel Hill

A place where the students believe in three things: pride, spirit, and a love of education. It's where being a Tar Heel is more than just being a student and obtaining a degree. International recognition is simply a bonus.
You cannot being a true Tar Heel unless you attend UNC Chapel Hill and live according to the Carolina Way