Grump

The slime that comes out of Stinky Kong's mouth.

"Gotta get that grump"

by StinkyKong March 27, 2022

Grumping off

When you rub one out while taking a grumpy

Anthony: Dude my girlfriend caught me grumping off and now she thinks im gay!

by Puddinboy May 29, 2022

Grummy

An adjective denoting the already waxy, slightly washed out sound of a brand new vinyl record you just barely opened to play. Most often seen in vinyls bought from supermarkets and similar large chain stores for high prices after the resurgence of vinyl records into the mainstream. Note that this word doesn't apply to old, well loved vinyls. Your grandma's Stones album from college that sounds like it's being played through a wall in present day is well worn. Grummy vinyls already had poor sound quality at manufacture. Generally not a problem if you're not a total audio freak, but those concerned with sound quality find grumminess quite annoying.

I bought a Green Day vinyl from Target for thirty dollars and it sounds super grummy, even after I cleaned it! I'm pretty disappointed, it's hard to find good sounding vinyls in the wild these days.

by Crox T. Cryptid June 7, 2022

Grumper Bumper

When you are in a bad mood but your significant other wants to engage in sexual intercourse. This is called the grumper bumper because although you're not in the mood, who are you to turn down sex, so you push through with the grumper bumper?

My hoe ass bitch burned my toast, and thought she deserved this dick! She pissed me off so I gave her the grumper bumper.

by keithyweithy June 23, 2022

Grampy Blaster

Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.

The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.

by wheelsucker October 8, 2022

Grump Munchin

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.

Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.

by anonymous January 5, 2023

grumple zone

The area around Greenbay Packers fans after Aaron Rodgers loses another home 'playoff' game.

Tommy's grumple zone is so big today I had to move my fishing hole to the other side of the lake.

by therealdiddypop January 10, 2023