Gooba Snootch

Someone who watches Jersey Shore and thinks they hear fire alarms going off when they aren't.

"Kristin was such a Gooba Snootch and tried to save my life"

by Kaeghan January 21, 2010

Goob

An adversary that is unskilled, or low level, and relatively easy to defeat. (Mostly used in role playing games.)

There are two armed men guarding the door; not to worry they're goobs.

by Q. B. Foxx September 7, 2010

goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 25, 2011

goob gobler

is a person who will stare at any women's breast at any given time... and begin to drewl.....

you must stare at the titt....

you must drewl over the titt...

and most important you must make a life style of this habitt and always do it where ever you go.... so goob over ever boob you gobler...... solo

Aaron is such a "goob gobler".... look at him drewl, while staring at all these titts.....

by Wodie-son-ya-ma-shima July 6, 2011

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

goobend

To act or look like an idiot.

Don't be such a goobend!

by redboots1 May 27, 2014