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Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.
Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.
by b-rad.J February 10, 2025
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Grilled Peach

Tub-soaked pussy gouge.
by dsgsdfgds August 14, 2019
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Grill

A complete koreaboo who is a huge advocate for gender and racial equality
My friend is a grill and hates the unequal gender rights handed to her gender.
by G-Chi May 10, 2018
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dritty grill

A grill(girl) that likes to talk and act dritty(dirty), but then constantly insists that she really isn't dritty.
Jonathon: You are a dritty Grill.

Amanda: I'm not dritty!!!

Jonathon: Little bit.

Amanda: No not at all!!!
by lollerskateslol101 October 17, 2007
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Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.
Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023
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Baba Grill

We used to ride Baba Grills back in the day !!!
by anonymous November 30, 2023
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