free cowboy hat

A disposable toilet seat cover typically found in public restrooms (see assgasket), so called because of its uncanny resemblance to a Stetson hat when the center is punched out and it is placed upon the head. And, because they're free.

Jimmy prefers the stalls to the urinals, because he always gets a free cowboy hat.

by doritoboi November 4, 2006

free agent

One being single (guy or girl)

Yo check to see if dat gurl dur is a free agent.

by Gil June 27, 2004

freeplumber

1) One who lays pipe for free, out of the goodness and charity of his heart.

2) A member of the Fraternal Order of FreePlumbers, whose practices include the above.

Douglas was a proud and skillful freeplumber who practiced his craft often and with vigor.

by Bullroarer November 16, 2006

free hat

FREE HAT FREE HAT FREE HAT.

he killed 27 babies before being aressed

somebody give this man a baby

by henrey daniels September 25, 2004

free porn

can be found on the sites Youporn & Redtube. Both sites are a similar format to youtube & are completely free.

I'm going on Youporn to watch some free porn.

by pornopete January 8, 2008

free crib

Synonym to free yard. However, is separate by the fact that citykids may sometimes use the phrase 'free crib' seeing as only a small amount of them actually own yards.

Free Crib is unrelated to price/cost of home.

Free Crib is when some one that prevents you from holding a certain activity is out/away, and you're enabled to host that activity.

Could mean:
a) parents
b) spouse/partner
c) grumpy roommate

A) "You wanna smoke blunts later? I got free crib for a bit, my moms at an AA meeting."
B) "Monica, I got free crib, Hilary's on a business trip."
C) "The doommate's left the building."
"Well if you've got free crib, I wouldn't mind trashing the place or framing burglary."
"You'd do that for me? You're so swell."

by GotAFreeCrib July 7, 2009

Anarcho Capitalism/Free Market Anarchism

Free market anarchism or Anarcho capitalism is an umbrella term for a number of ideologies which believe that there should be no government, and a free market economic system, as opposed to anarcho socialism, anarcho communism, and anarcho syndicalism which focus on shifting ownership of property, companies etc. to the masses. Anarcho socialist types believe "Property is theft" while anarcho capitalists believe "property is freedom". Anarcho capitalists believe that a free market is the only truly anarchist economic system. The concept was popularized by Murray Rothbard of the Austrian School of Economics.

anarcho capitalism/free market anarchism Murray Rothbard Austrian School of Economics Counter economics Classical liberalism adam smith

by timothyxmcveigh July 10, 2009