yobrefistank

Slang for "you have bad breath".

Girl: "Why won't you kiss me?"
Guy: "Cuz yobrefistank."

by doritoboi May 28, 2004

Gary Coleman

A Century stand, aka a "C-stand," is a device commonly used in photography and filmmaking to support lights, flags, etc.

A standard C-stand is 40 inches high. A Gary Coleman refers to the 20-inch variety, for use when space is at a premium.

Hey, tell that PA over there to grab me six of those Gary Colemans and a jelly doughnut.

by doritoboi November 04, 2006

free cowboy hat

A disposable toilet seat cover typically found in public restrooms (see assgasket), so called because of its uncanny resemblance to a Stetson hat when the center is punched out and it is placed upon the head. And, because they're free.

Jimmy prefers the stalls to the urinals, because he always gets a free cowboy hat.

by doritoboi November 04, 2006

step

To leave, usually by invitation.

You'd best get to steppin'.

by doritoboi May 28, 2004

checking the meter

Euphemism used to temporarily excuse oneself from a social gathering--presumably to see how much time is left on the (non-existent) parking meter--in order to do drugs.

"I'll be right back, I gotta check the meter."

by doritoboi May 28, 2004