fahed

a word derived from the king, a word which should not be attempted to be used by all you haters out there, a spikey haired person and when touched.. the standard poisonous sting places its order str8 2 ur brain...

"aiii u paki!! ur the don from the dictionary shit innit u get me lyk... is it true lyk abt ur hair n shit? AHHH MA FINGA!AHHH SHIT!"
(the transformation poison begins to run through the veins, into the brain)
"AII BRUV, CHEK DIS NU FAHED POSTA I GOT BRUV LYK U GET ME LYK!"
(whilst sleeping)
"fahed, fahed, fahed, fahed......"

by A WORSHIPPER March 13, 2004

pie faced

An expression often used by ravers to describe the way one is feeling and or looking after the excess consumption of drugs. Usually ecstasy and other party orientated substances.

" Yeah mate, I've had a couple of those pink E's and a fat line of K......I'm fucking pie faced"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

stace-faced

A term used as an alternative to shit faced to indicate someone who is sober, but still appears to be shit faced in photos. Can be used to describe a person who is incapable of taking a flattering picture, or who always poses awkwardly in photos.

While looking at pictures:
"You look totally stace-faced in that picture"
"Yeah, and I wasn't even drinking..."

by staceface2006 December 31, 2009

Cunt Faced Cow

Someone, usually a woman, who puts someone else in extreme danger.

She nearly dropped me out of the air, the cunt faced cow.

by DogFlap June 11, 2006

Faced shit

when a person who is already intoxicated makes the decision to drink an exponential amount of alcohol instead of stopping in a responsible manner. usually the last thought that can be recalled.

"I'm gettin Faced shit, hopefully I dont piss my pants like a fag!"

"Dude that is really out of your hands."

"shut up, im not going to listen to someone who pooped there pants sober last week in the woods, I'M GETTIN FACED SHIT!"

by Brigadier General March 25, 2010

Facked

A faked hack. e.g. getting caught out for something and pretending that your account was hacked.

It seems every politician who gets caught saying something they don't feel like owning up to lately, has been facked.

by G Wizz December 12, 2017

spam faced

So fucked you cant open your eyes! More than likely cos of an uber state of high, sometimes mixed with alcholic beverages. Your face turns a pinkish colour particularly around the eyes to the point of resembling SPAM. You may feel urges to get up but you are so lacking in ability it takes a spliff/the offer of sexual favours to remove your ass from the seat. The condition can be as enjoyable as it is unenjoyable depending on the surroundings. But ure missing them cos ure eyes are narrower than an anorexic turned sideways.

"Dude your fucking spam faced!"

"Get off my sofa you spam faced prat"

"He'd roll another one but hes spam faced."

by Shizolate May 14, 2005