earthing

when a woman spreads her legs, fills it with dirt, then adds a seed, waters it, and gives it proper sunlight. as a result a plant is grown between the legs.
yeah i practiced earthing for the first time last night.
by rose :p December 09, 2023
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Earthing

Another word for pooping, because earth is a synonym of dirt, which is typically brown.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me earthing earlier and now she won't look at me.

Guy 2: I'm sorry for you, bro. Maybe you should earth with the door shut next time.
by miyumyau October 04, 2023
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earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.
Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.
by boardgamebender January 26, 2022
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Heaven on Earth

Guy 1: I just found heaven on earth
Guy 2: what’s her name
by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022
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Heaven On Earth

Calling a hoe, HOE. Very respectfully to the point they will thank you
Have a wonderful day, my Heaven On Earth.
by MUÑECO June 21, 2022
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earth fam

Short for Earth Family, "earth fam" is a modern phrase that echoes through the ages, a call to peace, love and togetherness with all living beings and all those who have past on, so we may celebrate Life together and enjoy the presence of the day.

Its use is to refer to very close friend(s) or to actual family members, or to bring positivity into the moment.
Joe: damn this is a brilliant sunshiney day! Earth fam am I grateful for life!

Johnny: too tru too tru earth fam this day is so absolute!
by Chicofrico May 20, 2023
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earth fam

Short for Earth Family, "earth fam" is a modern phrase that echoes through the ages, a call to love, peace, and togetherness with all living beings and all those who have past on, so we may celebrate Life and enjoy the presence of the world.

It's use is to refer to family or good friends when speaking to them, to relay a sense of great happiness and earthly wholesomeness.
Joe: ahhhh this is a great sunshiney day! Earth fam I feel so grateful for life!

Johnny: earth fam I agree! This day is so absolute!
by Chicofrico May 20, 2023
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