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Anne Crank

When a bro secretely cranks his meat in one room while his girlfriend or wife is in another
My girlfriend was waiting for me to come to bed, but I was all horned up so I had to Anne Crank in silence
by Syateks November 7, 2023
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Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016
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Crank

A cry-wank. The act of masterbating whilst crying, usually done as a way to cheer yourself up if you are sad
My girlfriend just broke up with me, I’m gonna go have a crank. Might slip a finger up my ass while I’m doing it aswell
by SquigglyBBC January 5, 2021
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Montana crank starter

When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her
Hey, did you hear Conner gave Sarah the Montana crank starter
by Papa Rylie kaldor March 2, 2022
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cranking metallica

the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”

Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?

Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”

Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”

Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”

cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
by urbdic7 October 1, 2020
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Crank

Someone who has sex with a lot of niggas, a hoe if you will
by nejaia July 6, 2019
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Crank

A term used by addicted videogamers in the game Fortnite. It means to build up high using virtual materials at a supersonic speed that only the most addicted gamers can comprehend.
Holy shit look at that sweaty gamer. He is cranking 90's like crazy.
by MatthewO'Neal August 7, 2019
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