Confucked

To be confused beyond all help.

Guy 1: Did you get #12 on the Trigonometry test?
Guy 2: No dude, I was totally confucked!

by Imanasaur January 17, 2011

confuzzled

State of confusion and puzzlement. Can be shortened to confuzzed

'A': Hey dooood have you seen that new gynograplastic umentilizer kimertyohlingulizement counter??
'B': *Confuzzled*

by Mizzle December 14, 2004

Confederacy

Unlike morons would lead you to believe, a confederacy has nothing to do with slavery. A Federal Government has a strong central government with weaker state governments. A Confederate Government has a weak central government with larger state governments.

Student: If anyone ever supports a confederacy, in any situation, they hate black people and feel that white people are dominant.

Public School Teacher: That's correct!

A Person with Common Sense: No the fuck it's not.

by Shazayum February 2, 2010

Confederate Air Force

The confederate air force is an organization that preserves warbirds (i.e. aircraft from past wars).

That i just saw CAF aluminum overcast with the Civil Air Patrol

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 22, 2003

Conficker

A computer worm that managed to infect a large number of computers. On April 1st, 2009 the Conficker worm will simply start taking more steps to protect itself, in doing so it might infect even more machines. The Conficker worm has created secure infrastructure for cybercrime. The worm allows its creators to remotely install software on infected machines. The worm effectively blocks access to most websites and/or redirects the user to alternate sites who want to send SPAM, steal IDs.

It is recommended that users download patches for Microsoft and their anti virus programs. As usual, users with OSX (MACs) do not have to worry.

The shitstorm as a result of the Conficker virus has caused Microsoft to do nothing to make their OS better, but instead they offered a measly $250,000 for anyone with information on the authors of the malicious code.

by afagrd March 31, 2009

Confuzzled

Another way to say confused, but much more awesome sounding. It can be said when you can't find any sense in something, or when you don't understand.

Teacher: Okay, so what's the answer to this problem? The equation is ax^2+bx+c divided by 2a.

Student: ... I be confuzzled.

by N@y April 25, 2011

Lucky Boys Confusion

Only, like, one of the coolest bands ever.
> ordinary
> envy

45 steps to the liquor store
just another breakdown that i can't afford but
can't worry about tomorrow's pain tonight (alright)

by i dont know. November 14, 2004