Savage Cabbage

A really cool person who is epic, not hah though.

Yoo, Will is a savage cabbage! just shanked Hah outside Nandos!

by JacobBazScalpathus May 29, 2019

Vage Cabbage

Where a vaginas lips and skin are lose and looks like a head of cabbage.

"Man, she has Vage Cabbage. It was so ugly I was like let me just get a pudding pop"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

Chinese Cabbage

An umbrella term for two legumes of the cabbage family:

1) Napa Cabbage (used mainly for Kimchi)
2) Bok Choy

Person A: Hey do you want to buy some Chinese cabbage?
Person B: Ok but which Chinese cabbage?
Person A: Hmmmmmm, that's a good question 🤔🤔

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2021

cabbage

A stupid person who doesn't know shit.

Zach you are such a stupid cabbage!

by Bob Dong February 14, 2003

cabbage

an old granny vagina, with flaps etc..

'wop it up a cabbage'

by llihp notwen February 1, 2008

cabbage

cabbage is hihop 4 money

hey u got any spear cabbage?

by jeni December 6, 2004

Muff Cabbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf kab-ij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which in context refers to an unpleasant smelling vagina. In reference of the odor emitted by cooked cabbage.
2. Someone who acts or repeats something so obnoxiously that it can't be tolerated anymore.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but a muff cabbage!

by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010