computerphobic

A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong "button" and blow a smoke ring.

My brother is a total computerphobic. He thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamporn.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

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Computer around

1: To mess around on the computer
2: To allow friend to sign onto social network sites/ play with google or other entertaining sites as to be a good host/ess.

Susan: "Here Hannah computer around, I need to clean my room"

Hannah: "I don't think there is such a thing as to "computer around"..."
Susan: "Well now there is."

by eyyyou October 25, 2010

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Inflected Form(s): commutersynched, commutersynching
1. a situation in which a person or persons in an adjacent vehicle is singing along to the song playing in your vehicle
2. an attempt to find the song that a person or persons is singing in an adjacent vehicle

"Dude, I was totally commutersynched on my way home from work today."

"That guy is belting it out- let's try and commutersynch him."

by MonKeye October 26, 2011

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Computerroids

Hemorrhoids, which is painful swelling in the rectum, that one develops when sitting at the computer for prolonged periods of time.

He was unable to complete his assignment due to his computerroids.

by Dr.Zulu December 30, 2011

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computerated

Used in place of "computer aided" by a small subset of the population which is somehow capable of written communication despite being practically illiterate.

Q: What courses are you taking at your community college?
A: English 025 and Computerated Design. I'm going to be an Architect.

by ijuhyg May 1, 2015

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