cankle

Where the calf and ankle merge to become one large stalk and takes on a tree-trunkish appearance

I have cankle sores.

by me November 14, 2003

Chandler

Chandler, the character in friends who is the "funny" one and always has something sarcastic to say.
1. Sarcastic
2. Terrible with girls

Random person: He was being such a chandler, making fun of my hair.

Girl 1: God i hate him! He's such a chandler!
Girl 2: He's a chandler in bed too.

Boy 1: Dude, stop being a chandler and get some new pick up lines!
Boy 2: The only Chandler here is you, cos' you made fun of my Mom!

by Spongochild December 31, 2008

cankles

Lack of narrowing of the lower calf where it meets the foot.

It's amazing that guy can get his shoes on with those cankles.

by SimonPure September 17, 2010

cankle

When the calf of a woman/man seems to fuse to the foot, not leaving any slimness between these two points. Mostly tubbos (really morbidly obese people) have these goin on.

1)That really, enormously chunky lady over there had some insane cankles.

2)If anybody finds cankles attractive, something is seriously wrong with you.

by Elm0 January 1, 2007

Chandleer

A woman's earings, often when you hear of a woman's legs hitting the chandleer, it implies you are having sex with her legs to her head for better phallic entry

"When I was banging Jon's sister last night, I made her legs hit the chandleer, and then I nutted on her stomach"

by AndyIsTheMAN May 29, 2007

Chandleritus

'Chandleritus' or 'Chandler Disease' Is a condition named after the Chandler character on the American sitcom 'Friends'. The effects of this incurable disease can be very severe. It is the need to make a joke out of everything that is happening, and having a serious attitude for only 3 minutes at a time. As a long term sufferer of this awful condition, I find it increasingly more and more difficult to keep a steady job, or to even pass the interview. So for as little as £3 a month, you can help ease the pain of this illness.

Me: On the way to this interview, I saw a guy who looked smarter dressed than me and I panicked a little, but he went the other way.
Interviewer: No, you look fine.
Me: Oooh hello, you look fine to you handsome devil. Sorry I have Chandleritus

Friend: My nan just died.
Me: Where there's a will...there's a way, congratulations. The drinks are on you I assume?
Friend: It's a good job I don't have Chandleritus, I need to write the eulogy.

by Shanus.T.Anus October 27, 2011

Chandler Dabbs

A weird sexual act

I am going to Chandler Dabbs your anus.

by Wrastlin February 3, 2014