Boston Crab Cake 

A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.

Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.

Boston Crab Cake by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021

Tea Bagging Fruit Cake 

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick

Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake

Tea Bagging Fruit Cake by Dixon butts Jr April 7, 2022

Hungarian Funnel Cake 

Not to be confused with popular Street Sweet in Budapest, this is when after rigorous anal intercourse with significant other, a male’s unit displays swirly, barber-pole like brownish markings from tip to base.

Man, I had crazy anal intercourse with my wife last night and she gave me a Hungarian Funnel Cake.

Hungarian Funnel Cake by Alvin Vinopoulos May 24, 2022

bake my cake 

“Bake my cake” is a way of saying that somebody is tryna set you up.

Tyrone- “Nah shorty just asked for the addy”

Joe- “Easy access bruh.”
Tyrone- “She fw the opps dummy.”

Joe- And?
Tyrone- “Shorty tryna bake my cake.”

bake my cake by simplychristt June 29, 2022

Lemon pound cake 

When cops steal your shit

“Man, that Adams County Sheriff came in looking for weed but only found lemon pound cake”

Lemon pound cake by Eevee133 March 27, 2023

Fear of Being Caged 

When you fear the girl you’re foolin around with falls in love with (or in other words, cuff) you when all you wanted was action but nothin else.

Tristan’s Fear of Being Caged (FOBC) hit when the girl he met at a bar wanted to meet his family.

Fear of Being Caged by SJBeeGee April 15, 2023

Checking to see if your cake 

(possible tw)

Checking to make sure you're not cake is when one cuts the skin to make sure they are not cake

"Are you checking to see if your cake?"
"Yeah, I'm cake"
"Oh no"

Checking to see if your cake by garden.Gnostic July 31, 2020