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Marist Boys 

Boys who attend, or who have come from, a Marist school.

As if superior to all around them, they grace our earth with such elegance and sophistication; one would be forgiven in confusing them with saintly figures.

The general consensus is that they are truly better than everyone else.

Favourite sayings include:

"Nobody likes a Shore Boy*"

"Sub Tuum"

and

"WAR CRY!"

Many quiver in the mighty shadow cast by their greatness- 'view boys cannot comprehend how and why such greatness manifests such beings. It all goes back to being a Marist Boy; they're just so goddam great.
wow, there goes a Marist Boy of 2004, I wonder if an autograph would be too much to ask?
Marist Boys by spindleshanx September 21, 2004
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Grey Boys 

Those grey boys be hollerin for you..
Grey Boys by Glitterz87 November 27, 2016

6th Grade Boys

They are complete assholes who just want attention from the girls with their stupid “that’s what she said” jokes.
6th grade girl: hey, Lilly can I talk to you?
Lilly: Sure
6th grade boys: LESBIANS

6th grade girl: Stop
6th grade boys: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

6th grade girl: this is why nobody likes you obnoxious assholes!
6th Grade Boys by anonymous1.0 March 11, 2019

Crack a Cold One With the Boys 

The act of crackin open a bourbon or a beer with your boys but never ciders cause that makes you a little bitch
Bazza: Oi hun I'm gonna go over to Damo's house to crack a cold one with the boys
Shazza: Yeah alright cock head be back by ten

brings all the boys to the yard 

a colloquialism that indicates the irresistability of something and as such people will come to experience it.
Her pole dancing is so hot it brings all the boys to the yard.

Or as Kelis has rapped, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their life Is better than yours, damn right is better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge."

Watford Grammar School For Boys 

This is an old school, in the heart of Herts. Just off of the M25.
The pupil are all dons, and not to be messed with.
They are all fucking tanks and no man can touch them.
Close rivals, MT's (Merchant Taylors School) are full of a bunch of pricks who think they are hard doing drugs cos they've got daddies money.
However, any one with some sense wouldn't go near these fuckwits and just hang with the badmen that are WGSB!!
Man1: Have you heard of Watford Grammar School For Boys?
Man2: Yes, they are the biggest gangstaz around.

Proud Boys 

A cult of white supremacists who believe that President Donald Trump should be the dictator of the United States. Many Proud Boys are involuntary celibates; therefore, being romantically or sexually rejected by one's crush puts one at a heightened risk of joining the Proud Boys. This alt-right domestic terrorist group refers to supporters of left-wing politics as "Antifa", which is an umbrella term for woke people who recognize that women have the right to make decisions over their own bodies and that people can love whoever they want and identify however they like. Many Proud Boys are gun owners (read: would-be mass shooters) and spread memes on conservative porn app iFunny.
Student #1: Bruh, I'm afraid to return to school after Christmas break.
Student #2: Why?
Student #1: The Proud Boys are probably gonna shoot up schools across the country when Trump is forced to concede!
Student #2: Fear not, for our school's windows are made of bulletproof glass.
Proud Boys by The Fandom King December 20, 2020