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alex- hes guy. hes a nut that likes climbing on roofs and likes licking telophone poles. he also enjoys the saltiness of cream chesse. he likes faggots in the mist. he enjoys watching midgets swinging on tire swings in the jungle, while listening to the sounds of the animals in the mid forests before him.

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alex- hes guy. hes a nut that likes climbing on roofs and likes licking telophone poles. he also enjoys the saltiness of cream chesse. he likes faggots in the mist. he enjoys watching midgets swinging on tire swings in the jungle, while listening to the sounds of the animals in the mid forests before him.

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