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albany ham scam

A con or scheme devised to lighten someone of their pig.
Pat: "How did you get that pig, Joe?"

Joe: "I tricked Old Man Farmer."

Pat: "What scam did you use this time?"

Joe: "The Albany Ham Scam."

Pat: "That's a classic."

*both laugh*
by face.monster March 15, 2009
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Alberto

Alberto or Albert is someone who people get along with easily. considerate. good hearted and calm and under control. knows what they want in life and goes for it. likes to have a good time and would go perfect with a girl who is energetic and likes to have fun. albert is very easy going. very funny, likes to joke.
If you ever need Alberto /Albert to keep you Balenced or relax maybe watch a movie go out to eat. then this is him
by realanswershere February 3, 2010
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albino tadpoles

An albino tadpole is of course a white tadpole, this tadpoles usually come from a males testicle accompanied by semen. In other words an albino tadpole is jizz, cum, manonaise etc
'hey Debbie, let me fire my albino tadpoles in your dirt pond'
'Ok Ronald but don't forget the lube'
by -Legion- October 29, 2005
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ALBNR

Almost laughing but not really. Describing a level of 'funny' that isn't enough for you to laugh out loud, but also doesn't make you not laugh at all.
me: *lame joke*

you : hahaa albnr :P
by ThatGirlWhoDefines March 25, 2012
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albumticipation

in the silence between audio tracks, a listener's anticipation of a certain song based on the completion of the previous song (from personal familiarity with an album).
"Thunder Road" had just faded out and I got my air-sax ready for "Tenth Avenue Freeze-out" but my iPod was set on shuffle and I got "The Monster Mash" instead: it was a case of mistaken albumticipation.
by Nerdzar June 21, 2012
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Albuming

To listen to a musical album from beginning to end in order and in one sitting
He was albuming the new Mayday Parade CD.
by LilGing October 21, 2013
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albino fuck

When two albinos have sex
by Aesop bop flop December 8, 2013
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